I am Honored to anounce the debut of a new question word.

 At the lattest conference of the illuminatti we decided that english needs a new question word.  It was decided to be "whints", meaning "how many".  This is all.  I say that it should be immediately adopted.

CHANGE MY MIND!!!

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