The Tom Patterson Style Guide

Finna is the only way to talk about the imminent future.  Will and gonna cannot be used, and you have to use the progressive.  Otherwise you’re a wrong stupid idiot and should stop talking untill you can talk right.   CHANGE MY MIND!!!

 As we all know many english words have their roots in greek.  However, some of these are not properly spelled in accordance with their roots.  For instance, "guitar" comes from the greek "κιθάρα", and thus, should be spelled "kithara", with a silent "a" on the end and a "k" pronounced like a "g".  Another example, "selfie" clearly comes from the greek "σέλφι", and should be spelled "selphi".  "Film" (as in movie, film in the other sense is unrelated, coming from Proto-Germanic *filminją) comes from the greek "φιλμ", and should be spelled "philm".  This goes on and on, so many words are spelled with blatant disregard for their totally real greek origin. CHANGE MY MIND!!!

 The past participle of “run” is “a-rinnen” or “yrinnen”  It is neither “run” nor “ran”, as in “I had yrinnen a mile.”.  It is simply due to ignorance that people do not use the correct form. CHANGE MY MIND!!!